I haven't been on the actual gmod server in a million years, and I'm not active on these forums, but I still get on TS pretty often, so -
1)
@Faerie ; You're one of my two best friends from this server, and probably one of my best friends in general (as in, my life in general). You're always really positive and sweet. Even your "toxic" moments aren't really that toxic, and you're always apologetic about the angry things you have to say. Play L4D2 with us, you dumb whore.
2)
@Laviana ; My other best friend from this server. Always look forward to talking/playing dumb shit with you. Like Faerie, you're never really toxic. there've genuinely been some nights where I get on TS, see that neither of you guys are on, and then close TS. (typing that out, I realize it sounds way more creepy than it did in my head. I promise I only
kinda want to smell your guys's shoes.)
3)
@Charger; you're attached to Faerie, so I just kinda have to deal with you (jk, you're a genuinely funny and sweet guy, and a really chill, calming presence in TS)
4)
@Dwayne; you're a huge asshole, but you're mostly nice with me, funny, and dumb as a sack of rocks, so you make me feel better about myself cuz you make me think like, hey, things could always be worse.
5) @Cause; The bear was behind a goddamn fence. You guys were already by the fence, I swear to god. I had never seen a zombie bear before, and Atlas and I were like 50 feet behind you, so I saw that shit and wasn't sure what it was, so I asked "Is that a bear?" It's not my fucking fault that you have the response time of an aborted fetus, you should have heard me say "bear" and knew what was up. It's not my job to watch your dumb ass, and ALSO I totally warned you that the feral and the second bear went into that hotel with you, and hey, you fucking lived didn't you? Shut up, thot-on-wheels.
6)
@Atlas; you sound like a twice as depressed Cr1tikal, with half the funny.
7) @Benjamin; Toxic boi, really supportive in games. Just about always up for playing l4d with you. Always excited when your bird kicks your ass, tell Rainbow she's a good girl.
8)
@Shepard; One of the first people in this current circle of friends that I started talking to. I still haven't been able to love the same since that lag fucked me, thanks buddy. Also, still pissed that your dumb ass did half my master trial in god mode, then fr went "oops" and switched it off when I was half dead. Why are you so bad at your own game? Ugly ass, commander-shepard-clay-face lookin ass bitch. Thanks.
9)
@maddiewicdon; You were my first friend on the server, you were the first person that made me feel so welcome and comfortable (even though we both joined at the same time), you totally should've been on the council looooooong before I was. You were also the first other Wicdon, thanks for adopting my shit name. Miss you e-girl Daddy, your black widow had a nice ass.
And then a bunch of other people that are also important to me, but I'm too lazy to type more number things:
@Loody - you suck in general,
@Sloth - your sitting pac was the most fun to make, you're a coward for not using it more, @spectre - you're a bad friend,
@ScaryLion - fucking furry, good friend,
@Hodor - token english friend,
@Dunkin - battery boi,
@sPIDEY - thanks for making me feel better about sucking ass at zombie games, @funkle (either not your user, or you're just not registered here) - my second friend on the server, also been a long fucking time, p sure you died, can I have your shit
In case you're worried I left you out because I don't like you, let me just say this; yes.
JK, I've met a lot of swell folks in this hellhole, so sorry about missing you.
