Myth's StarWars Movie Rankings

[Myth]

If including TV shows, Clone Wars is number one and rebels would be in between Revenge of the Sith and Attack of the Clones.

1. Revenge of the Sith
2. Attack of the clones (This is probably so high because I love the clone wars TV show)
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Phantom Menace
5. Empire Strikes Back
6. The Last Jedi
7. The Force Awakens
8. A new Hope
9. Rouge one
10. Solo

I know many people wont agree with this list, but anyone who thinks Solo isn't the worst Star Wars movie ever created is wrong.

 

[Archer2]

This is the superior ranking

1: Revenge of the Sith
2: The Phantom Menace
3: Empire Strikes Back
4: Solo
5: Return of the Jedi
6: Rogue One
7: The Force Awakens
8: A New Hope
9: The Last Jedi
10: Attack of the Clones

AOTC is the worst Star Wars movie by far, such a bad and forced romance with bad CGI, a dumb jango fett plot that went nowhere aside from “he’s the dna for the Clones” and then he fucking died because he was just fan service for boba. Only good act was act 3 because geonosis is fucking cool and the arena was badass, as well as the fighting with Dooku.

Solo is the only Star Wars movie I would feel comfortable watching once a week. It’s fun, it’s entertaining, it’s an all around great experience.

 

[IROCONIAN]

2: Revenge of the Sith - yea the fight was between and emo kid and the Jedi's #1 troll but it was hella intense and i felt really bad for vader when before i thought he was a ahole out for power. why he wanted that power was noble. but still with all that it seemed the movies where about Sidious and disapointed we never found out who is anis daddy
3: The Phantom Menace- return of star wars and a new badass sith in Darth Maul. he has less screen time than Vader in a new hope and had a huge impact on people liking the movie. Also a Jedi died and didnt turn into a force ghost which kind of blew my mind. as it really showed how vunerable they were. evening out the galaxy of star wars and it aparked tv shows and sequels. upset Jar Jar didnt break bad.
4: Empire Strikes Back - Death metal and inspiration for my sith metal song. Vader was hella dope orchestrating a strike on the rebels with a bunch of priviledged and pompous fleet commanders. showed he was the man and regardless of who outraged him he was jn charge. i dressed up my dog as a atat actually looked at snow as fun instead of EVIL from above.
5: Solo - stabd alone good movie but there were better actors that they passed up due to personal beef in hollywood. i like capers though.
1: Return of the Jedi - Luke dropping his saber after besting his father. even though he did try to kill the emperor (which was the way of the jedi in that era) he did come around and this was the rebirth of the jedi. the end of their war mongering, fear of llsing power with the republic, their over confidence and how they were to arrest the chancelor without him given time to step down. (this is also why i hate the last jedi)
7: Rogue One
8: The Force Awakens
4: A New Hope
999: The Last Jedi
6: Attack of the Clones still play this game today and they just added geonosha to bf2 right?

 

[Archer2]

2: Revenge of the Sith - yea the fight was between and emo kid and the Jedi's #1 troll but it was hella intense and i felt really bad for vader when before i thought he was a ahole out for power. why he wanted that power was noble. but still with all that it seemed the movies where about Sidious and disapointed we never found out who is anis daddy
3: The Phantom Menace- return of star wars and a new badass sith in Darth Maul. he has less screen time than Vader in a new hope and had a huge impact on people liking the movie. Also a Jedi died and didnt turn into a force ghost which kind of blew my mind. as it really showed how vunerable they were. evening out the galaxy of star wars and it aparked tv shows and sequels. upset Jar Jar didnt break bad.
4: Empire Strikes Back - Death metal and inspiration for my sith metal song. Vader was hella dope orchestrating a strike on the rebels with a bunch of priviledged and pompous fleet commanders. showed he was the man and regardless of who outraged him he was jn charge. i dressed up my dog as a atat actually looked at snow as fun instead of EVIL from above.
5: Solo - stabd alone good movie but there were better actors that they passed up due to personal beef in hollywood. i like capers though.
1: Return of the Jedi - Luke dropping his saber after besting his father. even though he did try to kill the emperor (which was the way of the jedi in that era) he did come around and this was the rebirth of the jedi. the end of their war mongering, fear of llsing power with the republic, their over confidence and how they were to arrest the chancelor without him given time to step down. (this is also why i hate the last jedi)
7: Rogue One
8: The Force Awakens
4: A New Hope
999: The Last Jedi
6: Attack of the Clones still play this game today and they just added geonosha to bf2 right?

I hate to break it to you, but Qui-Gon did become a force ghost, confirmed by Yoda in ROTS. Qui-Gon is also a force ghost when talking to Yoda in the show when Yoda is doing his thing in the last season, and he talks to Obi-Wan when they’re on Mortis.

Maul is dope as fuck though and there’s isn’t a single saber fight that can top the Duel of the Fates, not even the Anakin v Obi-Wan fight.

 

[Jacob Nova]

I want a fight in the new star wars movies like Iroc said in ROS. None of the new ones have been as fast paced or as intense a ROS. Sure there were some good fights, but not the one on one lightsaber duel of the century worthy

 

[Archer2]

I want a fight in the new star wars movies like Iroc said in ROS. None of the new ones have been as fast paced or as intense a ROS. Sure there were some good fights, but not the one on one lightsaber duel of the century worthy

Me too man, the only fight that came close was the Praetorian Guard fight, which was cool as fuck but ultimately doesn’t even come close to the level of perfection the ROTS and TPM 3rd act fights had.

 

[Myth]

2: Revenge of the Sith - yea the fight was between and emo kid and the Jedi's #1 troll but it was hella intense and i felt really bad for vader when before i thought he was a ahole out for power. why he wanted that power was noble. but still with all that it seemed the movies where about Sidious and disapointed we never found out who is anis daddy
3: The Phantom Menace- return of star wars and a new badass sith in Darth Maul. he has less screen time than Vader in a new hope and had a huge impact on people liking the movie. Also a Jedi died and didnt turn into a force ghost which kind of blew my mind. as it really showed how vunerable they were. evening out the galaxy of star wars and it aparked tv shows and sequels. upset Jar Jar didnt break bad.
4: Empire Strikes Back - Death metal and inspiration for my sith metal song. Vader was hella dope orchestrating a strike on the rebels with a bunch of priviledged and pompous fleet commanders. showed he was the man and regardless of who outraged him he was jn charge. i dressed up my dog as a atat actually looked at snow as fun instead of EVIL from above.
5: Solo - stabd alone good movie but there were better actors that they passed up due to personal beef in hollywood. i like capers though.
1: Return of the Jedi - Luke dropping his saber after besting his father. even though he did try to kill the emperor (which was the way of the jedi in that era) he did come around and this was the rebirth of the jedi. the end of their war mongering, fear of llsing power with the republic, their over confidence and how they were to arrest the chancelor without him given time to step down. (this is also why i hate the last jedi)
7: Rogue One
8: The Force Awakens
4: A New Hope
999: The Last Jedi
6: Attack of the Clones still play this game today and they just added geonosha to bf2 right?

Qui-Gon was technically the first force ghost and the first jedi to ever be able to communicate after passing. He is the reason Obi-Wan knew he would "become more powerful than you can imagine" after death. He taught Yoda as well as Obi-Wan how to do it so he could guide Luke.

Edit: Qui-Gon is the first to rediscover it after the old republic.

And BF2 just added felucia. Geonosis has been in the game awhile now.

 

[Myth]

I want a fight in the new star wars movies like Iroc said in ROS. None of the new ones have been as fast paced or as intense a ROS. Sure there were some good fights, but not the one on one lightsaber duel of the century worthy

Completely agree, this is the main reason the new trilogy isnt higher on my list. I feel like with how special effects and CGI have advanced the lightsaber fights should be cooler and more intricate than ever. The space battles in the new movies are AMAZING, but they just didn't bring that level of excellence to the light saber combat. I don't want to feel like i'm watching GoT sword combat. I want to see flips, palpatine spins, force combat and super choreographed fights. I understand Rey hasn't had the combat training of the Jedi in the new or old republic, but they ignored that aspect in every other part of the movie, so they may as well add cool fight scenes. Logically speaking Rey should have died the first time she ever faced Kylo Ren, he had been trained for years was the leader of the Knights of Ren and killed the last of the Jedi. In no way shape or form should Rey have held her own against Kylo, even if the force was guiding her. Kylo is a Skywalker, the strongest force bloodline in 1000s of years. Unless Rey is The Chosen one V2 or a SkyWalker (Which would explain the force connection between her and Kylo), then it really doesn't make sense.

 

[IROCONIAN]

Me too man, the only fight that came close was the Praetorian Guard fight, which was cool as fuck but ultimately doesn’t even come close to the level of perfection the ROTS and TPM 3rd act fights had.

that fight is a major reason i dislike the film

director was asleep that day. Kylo carried the whole troop with his anger and determination..it was like a 80s action film as none of the guards seemed to pose a threat....a few times they spun around or held their weapons in the air waiting for coordination...i would have had them do it over and over and over till it was perfect

watch right before they swing when surrounding them...i saw it in theatres then kept seeing the bad choreography

a rated R star wars film would be epic


Rey is Palpatine

 

[Coat]

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. The Clone Wars (tv show)
3. A New Hope
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The Clone Wars (2005 cartoon)
6. Return of the Jedi
7. The Phantom Menace
8. Rogue One
9. The Force Awakens
10. Rebels
11. Attack of the Clones
12. The Last Jedi

1. The perfect second act

2. Turned a disorganized mess of a movie into an Avatar-tier show, can’t beat perfection though.

3. Created an entire universe. Opened the door for everything else, but like Shii-cho, it was not yet refined.

4. The most fun to watch. The memes, lore implications, and choreography carry it.

5. It’s almost exclusively action, and it does that well. A must watch.

6. Han is subdued, stupid first act, and ewoks. Its saving grace is seeing Luke’s progression as a Jedi.

7. The first in a long line of “has its moments”, I think it does it the best. Pod Racing, Liam Neeson and Ewan Mcgreggor, and everything Darth Maul make the Gungans, Mediclorians, ect. bearable.

8. It’s not a star wars movie, it’s a modern drama pretending to be an 80’s action flick. That being said, it does a pretty good job at that.

9. It had promise. It was pretty average on its own, but it set up a lot of cool plot hooks for later. They were never followed through on.

10. Unbearable to watch for the most part. I can’t put it lower than AotC because it still includes the best Clone Wars characters, which are all great except for Rex.

11. Attack of the Clones is prequel garbage. The only good parts are Dooku vs Obi Wanakin (not yoda), and Obi Wan vs Jango. Honourable mention goes to Obi Wan and Anakin going clubbing.

12. Just plain bad. Changing directors after TFA was a terrible choice.

Any opinion even slightly different than mine is wrong.

 

[Archer2]

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. The Clone Wars (tv show)
3. A New Hope
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The Clone Wars (2005 cartoon)
6. Return of the Jedi
7. The Phantom Menace
8. Rogue One
9. The Force Awakens
10. Rebels
11. Attack of the Clones
12. The Last Jedi

1. The perfect second act

2. Turned a disorganized mess of a movie into an Avatar-tier show, can’t beat perfection though.

3. Created an entire universe. Opened the door for everything else, but like Shii-cho, it was not yet refined.

4. The most fun to watch. The memes, lore implications, and choreography carry it.

5. It’s almost exclusively action, and it does that well. A must watch.

6. Han is subdued, stupid first act, and ewoks. Its saving grace is seeing Luke’s progression as a Jedi.

7. The first in a long line of “has its moments”, I think it does it the best. Pod Racing, Liam Neeson and Ewan Mcgreggor, and everything Darth Maul make the Gungans, Mediclorians, ect. bearable.

8. It’s not a star wars movie, it’s a modern drama pretending to be an 80’s action flick. That being said, it does a pretty good job at that.

9. It had promise. It was pretty average on its own, but it set up a lot of cool plot hooks for later. They were never followed through on.

10. Unbearable to watch for the most part. I can’t put it lower than AotC because it still includes the best Clone Wars characters, which are all great except for Rex.

11. Attack of the Clones is prequel garbage. The only good parts are Dooku vs Obi Wanakin (not yoda), and Obi Wan vs Jango. Honourable mention goes to Obi Wan and Anakin going clubbing.

12. Just plain bad. Changing directors after TFA was a terrible choice.

Any opinion even slightly different than mine is wrong.

Where's Solo?

 

[Coat]

I didn’t watch Solo, and judging by the box office, neither did many others.

 

[Archer2]

I didn’t watch Solo, and judging by the box office, neither did many others.

It's such a good movie dude