In all seriousness, I'm hugely against this idea.
A lot of the server consists of 12-16 year olds that are not versed with financial responsibility yet, so if this was to be added would eventually really be bad because a lot of kids will be taking mom or dads credit card and buying In-store items to sell for in-game items. Now the argument is that if the parents were good at being parents they wouldn't let their kids use their money, but you gotta realize most of the store items are pretty cheap, 3-5 bucks, etc. So most parents will be like alright it's only a few things, but it adds up. While it would benefit shepard, it would cause a lot of problems down the line, kids being told not to get on the game by their parents, etc. And it'll cause a lot of problems simply on the fact that it's money and that people will call scams left and right, they'll constantly be on staff about how the "machine robbed them" and such, and it's just a horrible idea overall, people would next be asking shepard to sell in-game money for IRL money, and the last thing I need is someone buying 100M credits in game and just sitting at the casino for 7-8 hours, it'll turn into a Casino server instead of a JvS server.
So yeah, fuck this idea.